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  • nintendoggy:

    how to identify a stoner: “do you smoke” “smoke what”

    rodham-clinton:

    really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

    teenagevevo:

    one of the biggest mysteries of the world is why some people pretend to only like one genre of music

    timid:

    what’s the cheat code to make someone fall in love with you