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  • nintendoggy:

    how to identify a stoner: “do you smoke” “smoke what”


    really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills


    one of the biggest mysteries of the world is why some people pretend to only like one genre of music


    what’s the cheat code to make someone fall in love with you